quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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