i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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