The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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