ugly people sure do ruin things
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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