Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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