Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
