My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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