thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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