Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
