Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You left your underwear on the fireplace
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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