Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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