when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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