Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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