I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I will be naked everywhere
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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