Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".