sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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