I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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