Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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