Betty ford says i'm here all night
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
But theres a keg here and me gusta
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
His nipple licking is glorious
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