Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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