Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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