the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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