I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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