She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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