Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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