You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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