P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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