can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
