I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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