now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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