Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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