love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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