She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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