When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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