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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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