If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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