I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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