we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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