Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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