the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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