I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
handjob tips. give me some.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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