I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?