I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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