Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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