Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I supernannyed him into submission
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
