okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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