i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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