There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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