conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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