had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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