That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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