How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I stole a fireplace last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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