So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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