He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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