Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
if only i could text you this smell
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
did i walk over a car last night?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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