Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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