like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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