I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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