hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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