And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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